(Music starts with a jerky, robotic synth beat. A single, frustrated voice chants over a mechanical rhythm section.) (Verse 1) I drill and drill through the textbook’s stack Try to integrate my brain, but the constant's way off track I check my work against the answer in the back But the domain's all wrong, my logic's under attack! And I try… and I try… and I try… and I try… (Chorus - Shouted, with angular, robotic backing vocals) I CAN’T GET NO SATIS-FRACTION! I CAN’T GET NO LIMIT-ACTION! When I’m tryin’ to find the anti-derivative function And the prof gives my proof a complete reduction! NO! NO! NO! (Verse 2) I read a lemma that is elegant and neat But my own conjectures crumble right beneath my feet I try to bound the error term, a discrete feat But the asymptote diverges down a one-way street! And I grind… and I grind… and I grind… and I grind… (Chorus) I CAN’T GET NO BASE-IFICATION! I CAN’T GET NO SIMPLI-FICATION! When I’m factorin’ a polynomial relation And I hit i...
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